First Line Friday #4

First Lines Friday is a bookish meme hosted by Literary Marie of Precision Reviews. We encourage all of our fellow book bloggers and bookhearts to play along.

• Grab your current read(s)
• Share the first line(s)
• Include the title and author so that other FLF participants can add the book to their TBR Lists

 

Statistics show that most mortals sell their souls for five reasons: sex, money, power, revenge, and love.  In that order.

I suppose I should have been reassured, then, that I was out here assisting with numero uno, but the whole situation just made me feel…well, sleazy.  And coming from me, that was something.

Maybe I just can’t empathize anymore, I mused.  It’s been too long.  When I was a virgin, people still believed swans could impregnate girls.

Another series, yey. But seriasly this one was on my wishlist for a while but this time I picked for another reason. I joined a book club, and this is the monthly pick. I fits so well why everything that I used to read. If you wanna join too, the button, is: